After undergoing the intimate chit-chat, I took the unexpected opportunity to made a serious conversation with the king of search engine, the magnificent Google. In this opportunity, the reason as to why my Sulumits Retsambew ain’t getting top position was unveiled and an astonishing tip from Google to solves my problem. Let’s get into the chat everyone!

Note: I am SEOBingung Team in this dialogue and Google…is…Google!

I and Google

SEOBingung Team: Mr.Google, can I ask you something deeply important to me?
Google.com: Please mister SEOBingung Team.

SEOBingung Team: Thank you Mr.Google, I’d like to know, why my site ain’t getting the top position in Google’s result page yet, although I and my team have given a sufficient optimization?

Google.com : Err…what’s your site name mister?…SEOBingung.com or .org or what?

SEOBingung Team: No…SEOBingung isn’t a domain name…it’s our team’s name…Sulumits-retsambew-id.com is the name.

Google.com: Oh Ok…let me see (Google is checking inside of his stomach for a while and…)…your site is indexed and my cute bots regularly visit your blog in every 2 or 3 days, but apparently it’s a new domain. It takes time for a new domain to get better position along with optimization you make to make me trust on your site. So it takes time mister.

SEOBingung Team: Time?…for how long mr.G?

Google.com: About 6 months in minimum.

SEOBingung Team: 6 months??? It’s too long, I don’t have that long time mr.G!

Google.com: …Sorry but it’s the regulation, a new domain will be put in my aging delay list (he’s pointing his lung) for a while until we trust that the site isn’t a Spam site, afterward we will release it and rank them properly.

SEOBingung Team: But I swear to God my site ain’t Spam site.

Google.com: Sorry it’s not because I don’t trust your swear, but it’s the rule, so nothing you can do about it.

SEOBingung Team: But mr.G I bring God in my swear, how come you’re not giving me a relief.

Google.com: Sorry mr.SEOBingung, Google is not run by God. BTW, why you’re in such hurry?

SEOBingung Team: Because I am participating in SEO contest, and it will be over in the next 2 and half months, thus I will be such loser to wait for 6 months.

Google.com: I see, sorry mr.SEOBingung I am unable to help you, because I am programmed to follow the rule set by my programmers, what it takes for 6 months will be 6 months nothing can’t change that, unless you’re the programmer.

SEOBingung Team: …SAD.

Google.com: Don’t be sad, here’s I give you an advice, you go to Google Adwords and become an Advertiser there, buy the targeted keyword of your SEO contest, I bet you’ll win easily with this.

SEOBingung Team: Bad advice mr.G! You know it’s a SEO Contest, the only result counts is coming from organic result not from Sponsored result of Adwords. Anything I can use as alternative beside Adword mr.G?

Google.com: Sorry I can’t tell my secret to you, but… (he sucked his cigar deeply and his face looked tense, I bet he was in serious confusion of telling me or not telling me the secret)…(and he opened up his mouth…)…you figure it out by yourself (aarggh I told he’d say something I’d love to hear!)…who knows! you’ll find our hidden algorithm secret and skyrocket your position.

SEOBingung Team: Thanks for it but it’s again a bad advice, it will take me decades to find your hidden secret mr.G, looks like you’re only good in giving results from other sources but absolutely crappy taking results that genuinely from your own!

Google.com: As we both know, I am just a result of some PHD people who programmed me into a thing you see now, I don’t think – I am just giving result of search term you type in my search box!

SEOBingung Team: I should have known that.

Google.com: BTW what’s the targeted keyword of your SEO Contest?

SEOBingung Team: It’s Sulumits Retsambew mr.G!

Google.com: Now I know, the 2 word have become a pain in my ass (while he’s scratching his butt) for over 2 recent months now, spammers from everywhere invading dofollow SB and Blogs with those words as text link.

SEOBingung Team: Yes mr.G, some of participants, including me, have become a spammer for a while…hehehe.

Google.com: So that’s the answer of your question.

SEOBingung Team: What do you mean?

Google.com: Do you want a fast way to get to the top position on my result page, don’t you?

SEOBingung Team: Do you mean, I should spamming around?

Google.com: Yes spamming bro!

SEOBingung Team: Aha! Thanks for the advice mr.G, now you give me a good advice. Btw may I call you mr.G?

Google.com: Yes you can call me anything as long it’s not elgooG cause I hate reading in backward.

Then we shake hand for good bye, actually Google offered a cup of coffee to hold me from leaving (looked like he enjoyed his time chatting with me:P), but I hardly to refused it because I was in hurry to get back home and turn on my computer to search do follow sites possible to SPAM!!!

That’s the whole reason why my Sulumits Retsambew isn’t yet getting the wished position and Google.com has given me an answer to have a shortcut to get to top position…thanks mr.G you really are a place to anyone to find an answer!

Just a post for fun, don’t take it serious.

This post was written and posted on my blog about two years a go, then I unpublished it, now I republish here. For fun purpose. The point of this post was to satirized few SEO contestants, me included, lol. Hope you enjoy the witticism there.

See you again !

Have you ever asked yourself how come Wikipedia.com can has so much power to dominating Google SERP in very competitive keywords & why Google gives too much weight to it?

The same questions always come to my head, so far no exact answer or the hidden secret behinds it still unrevealed but officially Good blog poured a handful light that: “Regular Users Like Wikipedia!”

That’s what Google told so far and there’s no technical explanations that disclose this dense curtain. IMHO not all information in Wikipedia has relevancy to our search term yet Google ranks them very high.

But there’s something that I caught after a few analysis that apparently Google loves a site that:

1. Has educational sense, informative and frequently updated, as you can see Wikipedia has met all the requirements, though, it is not a good source for recent news or information, but its idea is providing information that’s where it got authority score from Google and becoming its brand for ages.
2. Has solid internal link building, hierarchical structure of Wikipedia, this factor makes it rank so extremely high for nearly every topic you can think of. Wikipedia has a good habit to internally links to every word, every phrase and every page with it’s own page is mentioned.
3. Domain aged. Sure domain aged is one of crucial factor to be an authority site at Google’s eyes.

So far that’s all I can tell, you can follow Wikipedia’s approach to get warm attention of Google or use it to win Google’s heart!