Wanna Be A Loser?

The following are the techniques to make you and your chosen domain lose in Sulumits Retsambew contest.

I highly recommend these very stupid and misleading techniques for ones searching disparately to be losers (lol).

So make sure to read and study every single deadly technique I have to say as follow:

1. Don’t search for backlink in any form, neither external linking nor internal linking campaign.
2. Always satisfy wherever your position might be now, being satisfied is a sign of thankful, therefore no need to do anything if your current position on #350 or above in Google result, just stay “mute” or say thanks Google!
3. Delete your blog plus remove the entire content, this one of the coolest and deadly techniques for you if you want to lose in Sulumits Retsambew contest easily.
4. Do whatever it takes to get your blog penalized or removed entirely from Google Index (this one could takes sometimes but surely a legit technique), to know trick and tips how to get your blog penalized accordingly just do the opposite ways of what have been written in Google’s quality guidelines.
5. Support your own competitors with backlinks from your registered blog for this contest, being nice shouldn’t not only to people we are close with, like parents, family, children, friends, because it’s an old story. Now move forward and improve yourself by being nice to your own foes! Overwhelm them with backlinks!
6. Add porn, gambling or spam blog links in your blogroll, and you’ll see where this technique will take you.
7. Don’t use Sulumits Retsambew as your text link, instead use this: “I am a Jerk!”, who knows may be someone will make another SEO contest and set that phrase as targeted keyword in the future, so you will have benefit because your blog has already optimized with that keyword before any body else in that contest (but WHO will make the contest? And WHEN? Ask Google will ya!).

You will get 2 benefits for practicing the revealed techniques:

1. Your wish to lose in this contest will come into reality.
2. You will be nicer persons than before (read techniques number 2 and 3)

Ok now since you’ve got what it takes from my hidden trasures fast and easy techniques to get you become a loser in Sulumits Retsambew now it’s your chance to apply them all and become A LOSER!